Will the Mystery Body measure up? Sister MaeJoy, Shenanigans Mystery Body (behind veil), Jake Deckard and Simon Cox will deliver results at the St. Patrick’s Day party. Photo by Mac.

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. invite you to come usher in St. Patrick’s Day a day early. Spreading joy, absolving guilt, and diving directly into the Polk, Sister MaeJoy B. withU is pleased to be working together with adult performers Jake Deckard, Mr. Pam, Michael Brandon, Remy DeLaine, Simon Cox, Derrick Hanson & Sister Erotika Psychotika. In her first solo attempt at hosting a full scale event, Sister MaeJoy is excited to be able to call upon penis print models as well as share the stage with other Sisters. Following the success of last year’s St. Paddy’s “ShamRockin’” fundraiser at the N’Touch bar, “ShamRockin’ 2: the Pre-Shenanigans” will kick off St. Patrick’s day festivities as the unofficial “first party of Patrick” at the N’Touch again (1548 Polk Street at Sacramento) beginning at 8:30pm on Friday, March 16th. It is a benefit for St. James Infirmary.

Carrying on until the last surprise has been revealed, the event will include unique penis art, created and autographed by adult film stars, which will be raffled off throughout the event ($5 per ticket/5 for $20), with some very special prints to be auctioned.

A $10-20 sliding scale donation at the door (nobody turned away for lack of a contribution) will get you in to dance to the spinning of Saint DJ Mermaid and DJ Floozy Flo in between performances and conversations with other Sisters and special guests. All proceeds from this benefit will go directly to St. James Infirmary, which offers free, confidential, nonjudgmental medical and social services for female, transgendered, and male sex workers. St. James is the first occupational safety and health clinic for sex workers anywhere run by and for sex workers.

“It’s a joy to work with my fellow Sisters organizing an event that will benefit sex workers. It has been additionally an awesome pleasure to work with so many talented adult video stars,” said Sister MaeJoy. “Each star has tapped further into their artistic abilities while they’ve been creating their pieces, and the results are worth traveling to the event to see.” She added, “These are clearly one-of-a-kind art originals.”

“I have had a lot of fun making these the last two years,” said the mystery porn star coming out of the shower after completing four penis art prints. “Last year I made a “weapon of mass seduction” that sold almost immediately. This year I have focused more on vegetable pieces, and encouraging people to eat their veggies every day.” The mysterious one added, “It was a lot of fun being able to complete my penis prints with Jake Deckard this year, and Sister MaeJoy is really nice.” Those individuals 21 and over that recognize the body of the porn star used in the “ShamRockin’ 2” fliers and posters, should send a correct guess to mayjoyB@thesisters.org prior to 3pm the day of the event to qualify automatically for a special drawing to win a penis print of the mystery porn star.

In just two short years, Jake Deckard (Raging Stallion Man of the Year 2007) has racked up quite a resume. A sexually versatile performer and professional body worker, he has starred in films for Titan Media and Raging Stallion; graced the cover of GayVN magazine; and been nominated as Performer of the Year at the 2007 GayVN Awards.

Mr. Pam (female gay porn videographer of the stars and special celebrity guest at the event) also had a lot of fun creating her prints with her favorite strap-on.  “St. James Infirmary is an amazing space, and I have always been treated very well whenever I have gone there for services,” she said. “It is wonderful to have a place in San Francisco that sex workers can go and talk openly about work and not be judged.” She added, “We’re making penis prints to help raise money for free health care, and I love it! Simply stated: the Infirmary rocks!”

“I like to use my penis to make the world a better place, and I wish I could do more with my penis,” said Deckard. “I’m envisioning many apartment houses that will be much more beautiful because my penis art for this benefit is hanging on the wall.” He added with great humility and in all sincerity (not!), “One day, I wish for the world to be saved, thanks to my penis.”

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. is a leading 21st century Order of queer nuns. Since their first appearance in San Francisco on Easter Sunday, 1979, the Sisters have devoted themselves to community service, ministry and outreach to those on the edges, and to promoting human rights, respect for diversity, and spiritual enlightenment. The Sisters believe all people have a right to express their unique joy and beauty. The queer nuns use humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency, and guilt that chain the human spirit. So come lose your guilt and unchain that spirit for some sexy St. Paddy’s Day Eve merriment! And that’s no blarney!!!