TitanMen has come out with the kinkiest, freakiest, most fanciful porn ever. Step right up, gentlemen, for the amazing Cirque Noir. It’s big tops under the Big Top. It’s porn clowns clowning around with hot cocks. Cirque Noir is edgy stuff that will either scare the shit out of you or blow the cum out of you. Depending on your fear of clowns. How many porn movies do you know that start with a chunky clown in a leather jockstrap laughing insidiously? Followed by a circus strongman lifting giant barbells. A naked man balancing on two small vertical rods, sporting a big boner. A leather-clad fire spinner. This can only happen at the Night Circus, featuring three hot ‘n hunky Titanmen exclusives—Spencer Quest, Tober Brandt, and Logan Steele, plus seven other steamy studs, and two horny clowns.
In the first scene, Ouchy the Clown joins svelte Rimjob the Klown (both in real life are from the notorious Porn Clown Posse) as calliope music gradually slows down to a dark, ominous sound. Rimjob (who has a big brown spot on his red nose) rides out on a unicycle while Ouchy finds a volunteer at ringside, the gorgeous Joey Russo; who then gets strapped to a St. Andrews cross, stripped and whipped by Ouchy, while wiry Rimjob does an impressive backbend to suck Russo’s big dick. Rimjob has a very special talent, using his snakelike forked tongue to encircle cocks and tickle butt holes with two prongs. Eventually Russo gets a bit of clown makeup applied (not counting the whiteface greasepaint that gets rubbed off onto his cock and balls during sex) and wears a mask with big googley eyes. If all this scares you, you can always fast forward or hit “next” a couple times on your DVD player to reach the clown-free segments; but I suggest you stretch your boundaries and stay for the whole show. After all, how can a couple of silly clowns hurt you? With paddles and bullwhips and rubber chickens—that’s how! In the center ring, Ouchy pees on Rimjob’s face while Russo sends a waterfall of his piss onto Klown’s hair and into his mouth. Rimjob is in ecstasy, writhing and wiggling his cute bare ass in the piss puddle. You’re soaking in it! The three end up in a circle jerk (triangle jerk?) and spurt all over each other. By the way, clown cum is the same color as their white faces. Next Rimjob gets rimmed by Russo and returns the favor. Rimjob also gets fucked and fisted, while the light engineer (Brandt) shines a beam on the revolving mirror ball, watching the sizzling action below and jacking off in excitement.
At this point, it is safe for the clown-phobics to watch the rest of the flick. A nude trapeze artist, Cobalt, hangs upside down from the bar while he and sexy Quest sixty-nine and the many-muscled macho Stretch rims him. Cobalt’s legs are perfectly parallel to the bar, and then lift off and over Quest’s head, so that Quest can slowly, gracefully lower him to the platform (almost a ballet movement) and eat out Quest while Quest sucks Stretch. Quest sits on Cobalt’s face and Stretch moves to the rear, pushing his dick between Quest’s buns and Cobalt’s lips. Finally Stretch stuffs his rock hard cock into Quest, and eventually Quest follows suit with Cobalt’s ass in a wild two-way fucking with everybody shooting big loads. This all makes for a very hot three-ring circus of sex. But wait. There’s more. Cobalt and Stretch lie down asshole to asshole while Quest kneels to take both hard cocks in his mouth at once. Is that enough? No sir. Then, holding onto the trapeze bar, Quest sits on the two raging stiff dicks, plunging both in and out of his hungry hole. These scenes are on fire and guaranteed to get your rocks off, as is the case with this wild threesome, sending their creamy spooge everywhere. Then Stretch fists himself, but it’s lots more fun with partners, so both the guys grease up and go for the gusto. The fait accompli is when Cobalt simultaneously stuffs both his hard-on and whole hand into Stretch’s hole at once. Thus we see quite vividly how Stretch got his name.
The next scene involves scruffy roustabout circus workers (Logan Steele, Ivan Grey, Richie Rennt) with Rennt acting as the willing bottom. It’s pretty much the usual suck ‘n fuck ‘n fist, although there is an unusual scene where Steele is able to contort Rennt, enabling him and Grey to do some nifty asshole-69ing. Steele whizzes all over Grey and Rennt, and all three pop rocks with jizz a’ plenty.
The final scene is really a shocker. Strongman Buck Angel and Steele attack and mouth-rape light operator Tober Brandt, but he quickly loosens up and really gets into being a bottom boy. The attackers pound him with fists and cocks. WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD. Read no further unless you want to know the surprise. Angel has been jacking off and fucking Brandt through the fly in his jeans. With one of the deep thrusts into Brandt’s vacuum-like butt hole, Angel’s suction pump-attached dildo pops off to reveal this manly, red-mustached, ripped and tattooed stud has a vagina! It’s a shock to the other guys at first, but soon they take it all in stride, going down on that cunt and fucking it into next Tuesday until the clitoris bulges out, ending with Angel giving a golden shower through those engorged labia. Too fucking much!!!
If you want all the kinky pissing and fisting scenes, you can’t get it retail; you will have to order Brian Mills’ director’s expanded edit version through Titanmen.com. But you won’t be able to avoid the clowns with the retail version. NOBODY avoids the clowns at Cirque Noir!!! Bwaaa haaa haaaaaaa!!!
