I thought it best to hold back a while on reviewing TitanMen’s Gale Force: Men’s Room II until some of the sting of the recent hurricanes was less prevalent. The timing was just not right. But I have to get this out so my fellow pervs can be aware of this incredibly powerful movie. Following the success of legendary director Joe Gage’s 110° in Tucson comes yet another gleaming gem of jizm. Gage combines the force of a hurricane occurring outside with the torrent of water sports going on inside an abandoned warehouse with a really cruisey tearoom where some of the hottest Titan men find temporary shelter from the storm. There are three steaming hour-long scenes that are character-driven rather than concerned too much with plot or dialogue, and every scene is punctuated with piss. The trademark Gage tension is always hovering in the air, with lots of extreme close-ups to add punch to the action. So typical of Gage, working class tough guys get it on with clean-cut youth. If you like pee with your tea, this is the flick for you!

The sex is sensational with TitanMen exclusives Cliff Rhodes (Spy Quest) and Hunt Parker (HORSE: Fallen Angel 5), along with TitanMen alumni Jacob Slader (ManPlay Xtreme 3) and Gus Mattox (Five Star). Also returning to TitanMen films are TJ Taylor (ManPlay 19), Blu Kennedy (110° in Tucson), Nick Parker (ManPlay 19), and Darren Stone (ManPlay Xtreme 3). Mike Grant is the hairy-chested newcomer, along with Trey Rexx, Marco Paris, Rhet Hengst, and Justin Gemineye.

Act one opens with a huge storm raging in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where Mike Grant is picking up his car from hunky mechanic Cliff Rhodes, who had finished repairing his fan belt. But there is no sex. Clever of Gage to withhold that way and thereby build sexual tension. Mike tries to drive his car, but the sheets of driving rain battering his windshield force him to stop and seek shelter in the nearest building. Periodically the film will show actual footage of a hurricane in progress, adding to the realism. Along comes news videographer TJ Taylor taking film of the hurricane for his local TV station. They both need to relieve themselves and find a broken down restroom in the building. Standing at an old fashioned trough and pissing against a wall, they are soon crossing swords. Taylor has the amazing ability to pee through a raging hard-on. Back in the main room, they are soon interrupted by two tough guys, Hunt Parker and Trey Rexx. TJ offers each $50 to let him film them, and things progress when Trey snarls at TJ, “You pervin’ on me, man?” TJ replies, “Well, yeah,” and Hunt pulls out his cock. The voiceover of Mike explains, “It was probably the storm that was causing people to do things they wouldn’t do otherwise.” Things like a roaringfour-way suck-fest as the show comes to blow. As the cum explodes, we hear explosions of thunder outside. Mike shoots a load all over Hunt’s cock and then licks it off. Then it’s back to the pissoir for another piss party. Hunt manages to get four streams coming out at once, imitating a lawn sprinkler. Since it’s a known fact that group pissing gets you horny, they all get down to jacking off again, which leads to more sucking, shooting, and pissing. When Hunt discovers another room with a refrigerator stocked with beers, they all reload and recycle. As they say: You don’t own beer, you rent it. For all you boot fetishists, Hunt and Trey look really hot in their rubber hip boots. Mike simultaneously pours the beer in one hole and pees it out the other. He has an awesome power over his stream—able to let it go, hold it, let it go, over and over and over. Mike gets up, leaving a huge piss puddle on the chair for TJ to sit on and proceed to pee freely all over his chest and up into his mouth. When they all whiz on Mike, he gets so worked up that he shoots a thick load. We discover that beer can be used as a lubricant, when Trey takes it up the ass from Hunt’s beer-soaked cock. Then TJ gets fucked in the ass and mouth at the same time.

Act two brings in the long arm (and dick) of the law, as Sheriff Gus Mattox busts up a brawl between street punks Jacob Slader & Justin Gemineye and frat boys Blu Kennedy & Nick Parker (somehow I am reminded of West Side Story, with the Sharks vs. the Jets), who have all shown up at the tearoom. Judging by the clear streams, these boys in letterman jackets have just come from a kegger. The sheriff cuffs the college boys but not the local punks.

Sheriff Gus shows much attitude with a toothpick clenched between his teeth, demanding to know how the fight broke out. Discovering it was over a wisecrack about dick size, the sheriff insists everyone pull out pricks and compare. He uncuffs the boys, and when cocks get hard, the sheriff threatens to bust them if they don’t go down on one another. The “Jets” suck the “Sharks” and vice versa. Jacob proves to be an avid cocksucker, really making with the mouth music on Nick’s big-knobbed dick. Then it’s the sheriff’s turn to sample each guy’s rigid cock. Lyle (Rhet Hengst), a friend of the sheriff, peers around the corner and eventually joins in. Then it’s an all-out ass assault. The jizz flies as lightning strikes the roof.

Act three brings in the National Guard, there to check for survivors but getting some very special R&R in the process. Shaved-headed soldier Darren Stone remarks, “Smells like sperm in here,” and smiling Sheriff Mattox replies, “I wouldn’t be at all surprised.” When Marco takes a piss, he also works his foreskin back and forth, as does fellow enlistee Stone, which leads to hot suck and fuck fun, especially when Mike and Rhet join in. Enter Cliff Rhodes who (finally) gets into the action. The scene ends when the soldiers discover the glory holes and poke their pricks through so Mike can sit on the throne between and suck away. Mike shoots an amazing arc of spooge over his head and onto the wall.

The grand finale is a real whiz-banger as Stone squats on the toilet to receive various cocks peeing through the holes and giving him a glorious golden shower with their amber streams. After a mind-boggling total of 34 ball-busting cum shots, if you haven’t gotten off by the end at least once, maybe you’re not the pervert you purport to be! You can order Gale Force: Men’s Room II at TitanMen.com. You’ll be really pissed off if you miss this one! Har.